Rihanna & Frankie Delgado

Turns out the source of rumors claiming Rihanna is dating Brody Jenner leech Frankie Delgado is, holy shit, Frankie Delgado. Who saw that coming? Besides me and anyone with the cognizance to realize The Hills is scripted. Page Six reports:

Spies said, "Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables -- which is wrong."

Because you know what's always a great thing to do to a girl who just got out of an abusive relationship? Immediately exploit her so you can score chicks at the club. It's like a magical fairy tale come to life. Whee!